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Jordan Boeder2023/04/192 min read

We Are All Benjamin Button

The idiom “you're only as old as you feel” loses its charm when Uncle Jerry demands the kids' price at Chuck E. Cheese because he feels like he's 8 years old. To all you high ...
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Brendon Ellis2022/07/071 min read

Don't Sleep on Sleep

Benjamin Franklin once wrote, “In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.” With all due respect to the Founding Father and honorary inductee to the ...
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Cory Manento2022/02/161 min read

An Inconvenient Tooth

Of all the day-to-day upkeep required of our insufferable human bodies, arguably no area is more high-maintenance than teeth. These primadonnas need to be brushed twice a day for ...
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Jordan Boeder2021/10/201 min read

Dawn of the Tread(mill)

As the holidays near, beach bod maintenance gets harder and bodies get softer. So who are the dedicated gym rats and who’s going to let it fall by the waist-side?
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Brendon Ellis2021/09/101 min read

What Puts the D-I-E in Diet?

Walking into a Burger King today is a rather different experience than it was just a few short years ago. It’s hard to say what time travelers from 2018 would be most surprised to ...
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Jordan Boeder2021/08/13< 1 min read

Seltzer = The Fountain of Youth

If offered a magical elixir to live forever, would you take it? Sixty percent of Americans said they would drink the infini-tea. Yet, this was only the case if they would live in ...
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Catherine Wagner2021/02/261 min read

Stock Up On Marijuana Stonks?

With growing legalization, stonk investors are in a frenzy to figure out which marijuana stocks to purchase. The popular buzz among investors is that buying marijuana stocks is ...
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Kyle Block2021/01/29< 1 min read

Divided in Sickness and in Health

When was the last time someone invited you to go shopping for healthcare with them? For many, the healthcare purchasing process is about as enjoyable as shopping for a coffin. ...
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Kyle Block2020/09/171 min read

Press 9 for Appendicitis

The only folks who miss the doctor’s office waiting room are children skipping school to find Nemo in the fish tank. These days we all get hold music and pre-recorded reminders to ...
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